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1. The "Beer Belly" holds beer under your shirt:
2. Cellphone flask with nerdy belt holster:
3. Purse with wine compartment (although this isn't too sneaky):
4. "Wine Rack" pouch for a full bottle of wine in your bra:
5. Empty liquor pouches you can hide in your pockets:
6. Binocular flask for when birdwatching gets dull:
7. Books with hidden flasks (Bob Woodward, apparently):
8. D Battery stashbox. For my "Advil":
9. Shaving cream secret stash container (sure, we're just hiding dollar bills in there):
10. Soda and Beer can stash boxes:
11. Bongs that look like liqour bottles (not recommended if you're still in high school):
12. Bowling pin bong
13. "What's this in my pocket, officer? Oh, I was just on my way to assemble an Ikea bookshelf":
14. Lipstick pipe:
15. Replica of the coke spoon cross necklace from <i>Cruel Intentions</i>
16. Stash ring
17. Bread loaf booze:
18. Red wine can be snuck in a grape juice bottle:
19. There's always Lindsey's classic rumored vodka water bottle trick:
20. Or just steal someone else's booze:
21. Lastly, there's always the no-judgement zone at the Gathering of the Juggalos:
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