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12 Ways Babies Prepare You For The Zombie Apocalypse

Babies = the best way to help you prepare for the zombie takeover.

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1. Getting used to that awful smell.

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Let's face it, between not showering for days and dirty diapers, adding some rotting zombie flesh isn't going to change much.

2. Getting by on no sleep.

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"Honey, wake up. It's your turn to take care of the zombie horde."

3. Stepping lightly.

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Alerting zombies to your presence is one thing, but waking a sleeping baby? That's a true apocalypse.

4. Wearing the same outfit for days.

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"I dont need to change. It's just a little blood... or spittle... blood spittle."

5. Abandoning all hygiene.

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It's called zombie chic.

"It's hard enough to find 2 minutes to sleep, forget showering."

6. Staying indoors for weeks.

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"Is it Monday or Tuesday? March or May? What's sunlight like? I forgot."

7. Being okay with a mess.

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"Zombies get in?"

"No, toddler got out."

8. Never having enough food.

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Grocery stores? What are those?

9. Going on constant supply runs.

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"All right, Darryl. Diapers and formula first. Beer after."

10. Baby proofing your home.

You can never have enough gates.
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You can never have enough gates.

11. Understanding nonverbal language.

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"That moan means he's hungry. This moan means he's really really hungry."

12. Constantly seeing poop and baby spit.

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Because if you've seen the miracle of birth, then the miracle of a head shot ain't no thing.

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