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    My Bucket List

    Well, it’s over. Suneetha and I are no more. It was not meant to be. Yes, she was probably the most beautiful woman who ever talked to me without asking for a loan, but alas, there are so many places to see, so many adventures to have, and so many women to schtup. Drawing inspiration from the classic movie, "The Bucket List," I have decided to create a list of things I would like to do .