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    Happy Hour

    I almost hosted an intervention for Mr. Bingham last night, but much like his sobriety, it didn’t stick. All of this talk of drinking got me thinking: I should host a cocktail party. In Oxford, my prowess behind the bar earned me the moniker “The Secret”, because my drinks were strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. The key to throwing a successful party is to know your audience, specifically what they like to drink.