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5 Tips for Surviving a Trip to Atlantic City
In my world travels, I’ve seen shanty towns of such immense poverty that Mother Teresa would break down in tears. I mean even now, when she’s dead. I’ve seen landfills so vast they resembled oceans and toxic waste facilities so wretched that no mammal dared near. Not until this past weekend, however, could I have foreseen a place so destitute, so decrepit, that it would feature all three. And then I went to Atlantic City. Holy, and may I add, Moly! Mr. Dunbar dare never mention anything about Calcutta again with that cesspool only two hours away.
