191 Thoughts I Had Watching Terminator For The First Time

There's been a lot of talk about Terminator on BuzzFeed recently, so I thought I'd see what all the fuss was about.

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1. Are those the Star Wars camels?

2. How did all those people die with their heads like that but no other bones to be found?

3. Why are these words not scrolling?

4. Rick Rossovich is the coolest name ever. Rick Ross must be really mad.

5. Why did we see that random thing from the future?

6.What was the point?

7. We're in the 80s now?

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8. That lightning is so real.

9. BUTT.

10. SCHWARZENEGGER BUTT.

11. SCHWARZENEGGER SMOULDER.

12. Schwarzenipple.

13. Why didn’t they give him clothes?

14. His butt is jiggling.

15. SICK HAIR.

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16. Why aren’t there more people with hair like that nowadays?

17. Schwarzpeen.

18. That was an effortless fling.

19. If he wants their clothes, why is he tearing holes in them/their bodies?

20. This city has some very weird lightning patterns

21. Is that a human? I can’t tell.

22. I’m already so confused

23. What type of store is this? They have everything.

24. Is this what Target is?

25. Can someone in America help me understand why this store has everything ever?

26. How did he know that the jacket would be his size????

27. Nike swag on lock.

28. There are a lot of Sarah Connor’s there…

29. That motorbike/moped looks like an angry insect.

30. Why is she talking to a statue.

31. Harry Styles has boots just like the terminator!

32. I wonder if Harry Styles’ aesthetic is ‘Modern metrosexual terminator’…

33. He’s going for the inconspicuous “I put studs on all the things” look.

34. How did she get that job as a waitress?

35. It honestly shouldn’t be that hard to get their orders right.

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36. If I was that kid I would have thrown something less yummy in her pocket.

37. But solid effort over all.

38. This girl seems really basic.

39. How did she not crash her moped insect?

40. Why is Arnie so mad?

41. This seems way too chill, even for a gun store in America.

42. Arnie nooooooooo!

43. why not make a terminator pigeon?

44. Arnold’s t-shirt is really starting to annoy me.

45. 14239 is a large number…

46. How long is that street?

47. He is wasting bullets.

48. Gutted for that random Sarah.

49. She must have woken up and been like “I’m not gonna be killed today, yay!”

50. But now….

51. WHY IS THAT WAITRESS SO STOKED ABOUT A ‘brutal’ MURDER????

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52. This is a sick jam.

53. All the music in this film is 10/10.

54. Wait are we back in the future now?

55. What is the relevance of this?

56. That girl just got dead.

57. She got turned to nothing.

58. There is a scrap of her clothes left actually.

59. We are back to the 80s now I assume.

60. That guy is such a fuckboy.

61. THAT GUY WAS A ROBOT IN ALIEN OR ALIENS. Do not trust him

62. Who names an Iguana Pugsley?

63. Can I have Pugsley?

64. The terminator should probably be able to figure out the right Sarah Connor….

65. How is she going to hear any of that phone call in the club?

66. It’s really bad sex etiquette to have headphones on during…

67. Post sex snack game so strong.

68. OH NO POOR PEOPLE.

69. There is a lot more butt in this film than I expected.

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69. Tech Noir seems groovy.

70. That bottle falling was a real stroke of luck.

71. For a robot, the Terminator is really slow.

72. Everything just got super techno.

73. Sarah Connor needs to get her shit together.

74. That other guy is being a total douche though.

75. The Terminator’s scanning smoulder is interesting to say the least.

76. Where did his eyebrows go?

77. The future seems like a shitty place.

78. Why is Sarah worth all this mess?

79. She’s just one person being terminated?

80. I wonder if anyone would try save me from termination.

At this point I fell asleep, and woke up two hours later to resume the rest of the film.

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81. Okay now I know why he’s saving Sarah

82. SERIOUSLY. WHERE ARE HIS EYEBROWS

83. The music in this film is next level

84. HOW DID NO ONE SEE A GIANT MAN WITH NO EYEBROWS RUNNING AWAY?!

85. You think they could give her a real glass… Not a polystyrene cup…

86. Criminal psychologist guy is not very professional.

87. Arnie is hurt!

88. I have that exact same craft knife thingy that he was cutting himself open with!

89. Twinning with a terminator. Nbd.

90. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

91. There’s either a vein or a skin noodle in his electric bits and he’s not moving it out.

92. TURN OFF YOUR PHONE PSYCHOLOGIST,

93. Reece seriously needs to consider what he is saying,

94. He sounds like a crazy guy.

95. ARNOLD IS CUTTING OUT HIS EYE.

96. ONCE AGAIN, NOPE.

97. That mask though…

98. Ew that eye is hella creepy.

99. This was a bad time to eat snacks.

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100. I wish I had some liquorice right now.

101. My house has no useful snacks available.

102. The product placements in this film are not subtle.

103. SICK GLASSES.

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104. When did the terminator find the time to get all these clothes?

105. If he does things methodically, did he kill the cow and make the leather for his jacket himself?

106. He said “I’ll be back” and it was honestly so down buzz.

107. I thought it would be way more exciting.

108. Instead he was just being courteous.

109. Oh okay he killed the guy.

110. I feel like as a robot he didn’t need to use the car for that.

111. There are zero fucks being given by the terminator right now.

112. Gutted for all the cops who are running away and being shot.

113. I hope the psychologist gets shot.

114. *Sick music begins playing again.*

115. Oh my god plot twist.

116. The shadow was Kyle.

117. MY MIND IS BLOWN.

118. They got away. Praise the Lorde.

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119. They ran out of petrol…

120. What are the chances?

121. Is this the thriller video?

122. Sarah Connor escapes from the Terminator but is like “Nah fuck this. I’m cold.” GET A GRIP SARAH.

123. Where did that first aid kit come from?

124. I have a deep hatred for Sarah’s hair, but I’m still trying to put it into words.

125. “I can’t even balance my cheque book.” – Sarah gets real.

126. These flash forwards don’t make any sense to me.

127. Is that a picture of Sarah.

128. They trained dogs to figure out if someone is a terminator… interesting choice of time use.

129. “I was dreaming about dogs.” – Once again, Sarah brings a valid point to the conversation.

130. How long did it take Arnie to perfect the robot walk?

131. There was definitely just a black guy saying “Dayum” as the terminator walked past.

132. Racial stereotypes for the win.

133. Sarah just looked at the gun as if the past 48 hours haven’t happened to her.

134. YES SARAH. HE GAVE YOU A GUN.

135. WHY IS SARAH SO DUMB?

136. Sarah’s so dumb she couldn’t figure out that Kyle was making some bomby kinda thing.

137. “You must be pretty disappointed.”

138. I AM DISAPPOINTED SARAH.

139. I am so over Sarah.

140. I would not save her.

141. Sarah is so thirsty.

142. Woah he’s in love with her.

143. That’s weird…

144. Time travel love seems so wrong.

145. But it feels so right.

146. HE IS JOHN’S FATHER.

147. IT’S ALL CLICKING.

148. There’s a robot chasing you but it’s cool, have some sex before moving on with the storyline.

149. This love montage is basically Twilight.

150. *Moody piano music.*

151. The most disturbing shot in this film so far is definitely the intense close up on their hands intertwining.

152. SLOW MOTION UNCLASPING. I WANNA VOMIT.

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153. WHAT WAS SARAH JUST DOING?

154. “Think fast!” *Holds bag in his face.*

155. This is the most depressing attempt at flirting.

156. Barking dogs. Oh no.

157. At this point I hope they die because they’re all in love and it’s so unrealistic because they’d definitely be feeling pretty awkward considering the entire scenario.

158. OOOO Spartan Burgers… that’s intriguing.

159. I wonder if their waiters have to dress up in costume.

160.He sucks at throwing these bombs.

161. How did he survive In the future if he can’t shoot or blow up a single robot?

162. OH did he die?

163. I feel like not yet.

164. There’s still a while to go so he must be alive.

165. Token shot of aside mirror being shot out.

166.Add driving to the list of things that Sarah Connor is bad at.

167. That list is longer than this one.

168. She needs serious help.

169.Remember when she was the shittest waitress ever?

170.Why did that bomb take way longer to explode.

171. Arnold is on fire!

172. Seriously though.

173. They must be so deaf if they can’t hear the Terminator being all roboty.

174. full metal Terminator has an uncomfortable grin on it’s face.

175. I’m all about this robot.

176. The Terminator is put off it’s game by some machinery…

177. I don’t understand how the Terminator is moving so much worse now that it doesn’t have skin on it…

178. Kyle is smart. I like him

179. Somehow Sarah managed to survive without any major injury from the Terminator, but breaks her leg falling after it explodes. Figures.

180. Kyle’s dead face is the face I would make if I’d slept with Sarah Connor.

181. Lol the Terminator is back again.

182. Sarah even has bad lines.

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183. Plot twist: Kyle pretended to die so he could get away from Sarah.

184. Why don’t more gas stations have watermelons on the ground and chickens hanging out?

185.Spanish game mildly strong… Well done Sarah!

186. These final few minutes have been hella deep.

187. Why would Sarah go into a storm in a truck with no roof?

188. MORE COOL MUSIC!

189. I want to be soundtracked by Terminator

190. It's over and I am so confused

191. Help.