10. This Hair Regrowing Thingy
The Hands Free Hair Rejuvenator. It uses “pulsed light energy” to increase “cellular activity within hair follicles” Comes with headphones so you can’t hear the suffering in the world while you try to regrow your hair. $699.95
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