Tiffany B.

About me? Hm. It’s not my intention to die gracefully in a well-preserved body, but to fall clumsily into heaven satisfied that I experienced everything I could in life. I think some chemical syntheses have their own beauty that rival the greatest of paintings or musical compositions, and that nothing will ever top the intricacy and artistry of the human body. I refer to drinking alcohol as ethanol and often spout biochemical excuses as to why I am craving a chocolate bar. I am a science nerd and I love it. I am probably the only girl in the world that does -not- like Twilight. I am a recovering perfectionist. (...I relapse often.) I've been told that I'm extraordinarily shy and extraordinarily outgoing, sometimes by the same people. I've since learned that people can't really define me. I pronounce it care-a-mel, not carrrrr-mul. You should too. I am an expert video game button masher. I'm a Christian. I try to levitate things every day.... I wish magic was real. =( I hate obligations more than the English language can portray. If I'm told I -have- to do something, I tend to do the exact opposite, even if I wanted to do that "something" in the first place.

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