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1. I'll pretend I know how to twerk.
2. I need my left butt cheek, I can't dance without it!
3. No one else could put up with me for an entire night.
4. I won't say you're mad at me if you go.
5. I won't tell Jacob our secrets.
6. I need more pictures of you for "The Calendar"
7. I will spill water.... on myself and probably on you too.
8. We can be sloths together.
9. I will stop you from eating too many J Bo Tacos.
10. I will make you coffee. JK! No I won't.
11. I won't sing "Tight Pants/Body Rolls" for an ENTIRE week.
12. I'll try not to be "The Worst"
13. I'll remind you to wash your hands after touching bird poop.
14. I'll make sure you don't starve.
15. I won't fall for you if you wear tight pants.
16. It gives you an excuse to get a haircut.
17. You will look good in pics, but OBVIOUSLY only if I'm in them.
18. #turndownforWUT
19. It'll give you the "Ultimate Chance" to show off your dance moves.
20. I'll look really Noice! I mean, who wouldn't want to go with this face??
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