coincidence?
[extremely hennessy voice] cowabunga
heard hennessy is gonna open a CityBeach
surf shop owner: which board takes your fancy, bro? hennessy: surf's up owner: yeah but whi– hennessy: surf's up
is it a breach of copyright to get the mambo 'farting dog' design as a tattoo, but he's farting the word 'mum'? asking for a mate (hennessy)
@jrhennessy surf’s up dickhead
@edzitron @jrhennessy lol it looks like you're counting out the number of times this month that you haven't been freeballing it on the bus
@edzitron @jrhennessy dude walked into the barbershop and flashed that hand to show how big the tip would be for a fresh macklemore
(scene: beachside pub, @jrhennessy enters barefoot) JR: g’day sheila, buy ya a pot of VB? *sound of velcro Rip Curl wallet tearing open*
@jrhennessy picture of yourself much
[looks at watch] only 47 more hours of punishing beach-themed owns
mfw the DJ drops blood sugar sex magick in its entirety
Aussie twitter: Who is the guy at the beach doing the shaka?
We’ve all had a giggle at Henno’s expense but seriously, I wish him nothing but luck in his quest to find the best pub parma in coastal Aus
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