Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause they rapin evrbody out here.
Woman gives up son for adoption... simple enough.
10 years later, she uses the internet to find him and seduce him... wtf?
Don't think I'd try this one.
Whatever that mascot is trying to sell, I'll take 2.
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