Do not follow verified accounts. You do not need to know what Minnie Driver thinks of the crisis in Syria.
Do not follow parody accounts. Not even '@billmurray'. It is not Bill Murray. It is a fat man with a 1980s joke compendium.
Do not follow to be refollowed. It is the action of a jerk.
Do not 'favorite'. Retweet. Coyness has no place on Twitter.
Do not use the word 'troll'. Unless you are tweeting about fairy tales.
Do not tweet about fairy tales.
Do not 'pimp' your 'novel'. Instead, consider the effectiveness of your vanity press's marketing plan.
Do not tweet pictures of your child, your lunch, or your pet. Unless your child is eating your pet for lunch.
Do not use Twitter to complain to customer services accounts. British Airways are unlikely to upgrade you because you've made your 135 followers aware that you were once allocated a seat that wouldn't fully recline.
Do not tweet links to your unfunny '10 Ways To Improve Your Twitter Experience' BuzzFeed list.
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