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1. I am tired of pretending I am not a total bitchin rock star from Mars
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2. I am battle-tested bayonets
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3. People are mystified by this odyssey that refuses to quit calling itself Charlie Sheen.
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4. I dont live in the middle anymore. That is where you get slaughtered. That is where you get embarrassed. From the prom queen.
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5. I am not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.
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6. I am on a drug. It is called Charlie Sheen. It is not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
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