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Here we have cartoon sex goddess Jessica Rabbit
Oh the unrealistic proportions! The flowing red locks strategically obscuring what may be a lazy eye! The back-breaking dance moves!
We're all familiar with her. She is responsible for the sexual awakening of many individuals.
That's okay right? I'm asking for a friend...
This sassy animated broad knows how to work it.
Heyyyyyyyyyyyy girrrrrrrrrrrl.
Now along comes Miss Jessica Chastain down the Oscars red carpet and POW!
How can one woman be so talented, intelligent, poised, and elegant, all while being ON FIRE like she is?
Let's get a close up shall we? Curves for days, glittery gown, glistening red hair, and a little leg peekaboo? Sound familiar?
Oh yeah, she IS Jessica Rabbit. No, she's better, because she's REAL.
Look at her killing it so effortlessly.
Like, "Oh hey, I didn't see you there. I just rolled out of bed and threw something on. In fact, I had no idea tonight was even the Oscars. I was just going to catch Hot Tub Time Machine 2."
Seriously folks, bow down because we have a new reigning Jessica.
Bravo, Miss Chastain. Bravo
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