WASHINGTON – Despite being “pretty confident” he will win reelection today, White House insiders confirm President Obama has been furiously updating up his resume “just in case.”
I mean Dave Matthews really, REALLY loves President Obama
The best moment of the VP debate was when Biden randomly tossed that baby into the air.
Screw Obomney, the Laura Roslin/Tyrion Lannister “dream ticket” is getting my vote.
This exclusive, unaltered photograph shows Mitt Romney in his evening wear.
And here is Clint Eastwood eastwooding again….and again…and again…
“Hey that’s not how ya play the flute, ya stupid little punk…”
Now we know who Clint was REALLY talking to last night.
We can only wonder what sage wisdom Fuzzy Jesus aka Potato Jesus aka Botched Jesus would give to Mr. Obama.
Ramona the Elephant revealed to be the culprit behind the “Potato Jesus” aka “Botched Jesus” aka “Fuzzy Monkey” aka “Ruined Ecce Homo” painting.
Out of the darkness comes a bunch of aristocrats…and their servants! A mash-up of Downton Abbey scenes with Batman/Dark Knight movies.
Kinda makes $4.00 gas look like a walk in the park, doesn’t it (via Game of Thrones)
The main question - is it REALLY Bigfoot or merely a Martian in a gorilla suit?
Looks like America has some cut-throat competition in the Olympics
Chubby Bubbles Girl being chased by Benny Hill being chased by an angry mob being chased by a zombie pretty much sums this up.
What would Conway Twitty do?
Today the skyscraper ledge. Tomorrow…the world!
The President’s former girlfriends are speaking out in “Barack Obama: The Story” – a new biography detailing his life as a young adult in the 1980s, before Michelle and his political career transformed him into the Bin Laden killing teleprompter lover we know today.
The President claims he’s the only candidate in the race who would utilize time travel to murder the Nazi dictator.
And when she arrives, she will want STEAK! (Anna Wintour / Game of Thrones mash-up)