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    Jesus Makes Makeup?

    A deeply weird beauty product company that claims its products are "God's will being manifested, His Word and favor in action—something made specifically for you, to meet your special need, as you remain obedient to His will." So... my lip gloss is trying to convert me? Dammit! I new there was a reason it tasted like Communion wafers! Also, what's with the Coneheads reference?