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    Phwoar! Fictitious London-Themed Sex Positions That All The Kids Are Talking About

    Come on, you've Battersea-sawed before, right?

    theskuse
    by theskuse

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    1. Sharding

    The View from The Shard / Via telegraph.co.uk

    Make sure you clean up, ok?

    2. Battersea-sawing

    Zoltan Gabor / Via zoltangabor.com

    Bring along some friends!

    3. Going up the Denmark Hill

    TfL / Via tfl.gov.uk

    Get your hiking boots and lube ready.

    4. Kings Roading

    Londonist / Via londonist.com

    Phwoar

    5. The Overly-Stuffed Walrus

    The Horniman Museum / Via horniman.ac.uk

    Surely the 'hornyman' museum's gem is a legend by now.

    6. Street Feasting

    Yo yum tum / Via yoyumtum.com

    Apparently everyone's doing it nowadays.

    7. The Seven Sisters

    London Reconnections / Via londonreconnections.com

    God help you if you only have six of them.

    8. Double Decking

    REX FEATURES / Via telegraph.co.uk

    BoJo optional (except in Uxbridge).

    9. Riding the DLR

    Train Photos / Via train-photos.com

    Makes my heart skip a beat

    10. Wapping one out

    EA2 local / Via ea2group.com

    Audience optional, depending on personal preference.

    11. Crossrailing

    Crossrail / Via crossrail.co.uk

    You can boar right through my centre

    12. Eating The Dirty Burger

    Just Opened in London / Via justopenedlondon.com

    Getinmymouthrightnow

    TfL / Via tfl.gov.uk

    And you thought we could go this whole list without mentioning Cockfosters, Mudchute or Roding Valley.

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