This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Apr 1, 201433 Reasons Jason Bateman Is The Unsung Hottie You Should Be Drooling OverGet your hankies ready, ladies and gays.by singlegirlieCommunity ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. This is Jason Bateman. Via tumblr.com I know. But don't start hyperventilating yet. There's so much more. 2. He is handsome, smart, funny, talented and kind. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via giphy.com And humble. 3. Oh, and cute, too. Via idreamofjasonbateman.tumblr.com Ridiculously, undeniably, heart-stoppingly cute. 4. He was a teen hottie... and then just kept getting hotter. Via tumblr.com 5. When Jason smiles, we melt faster than Elphaba on a rainy day. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via tumblr.com 6. He played the "average guy" opposite Ryan Reynolds in that movie but NOBODY bought this "average" BS. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via wifflegif.com We love you, too, Ryan. It's just that Jason is 100% perfect in every way. 7. There was this time he was hanging out with a duckling in a pool and the entire world collectively went "D'AWWWWWW!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via tumblr.com 8. And then the duckling called over her duckling friends because Jason is so fun to hang with. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via tumblr.com Jason is an adorable magnet. Meaning he attracts adorable things and also because he himself is adorable. 9. He can commit. He's been married to the same lovely lady for 13 years. Via tumblr.com And she is beautiful and refreshingly age-appropriate. 10. In fact, he's a total family man. Via dailymail.co.uk And this is hotter than rock hard pecs and six-pack abs. 11. And can we please talk about his hair for a minute? Even at 45, it is voluminous and lush like a rainforest. Via tumblr.com This one time a ladybug got caught in his hair and she thought it was the Enchanted Forest and never wanted to leave. 12. We can just pretend this never happened... Via tumblr.com 13. He has a sensual side. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via giphy.com 14. Did we mention how talented he is? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via tumblr.com Observe his amazing gum-blowy-floaty trick. 15. THESE. EYES. Via idreamofjasonbateman.tumblr.com OMG, STOP IT. STOP IT BEFORE WE COMPLETELY FREAK OUT AND GET ARRESTED. 16. Too clean cut for you, you say? Well, check him out all scruffy-like. Via idreamofjasonbateman.tumblr.com We think he needs a bath. A long, hot, steamy bath where we take a loofah and vigorously rub every inch of his body. 17. He takes time for moments of self-reflection. Via tumblr.com Okay, that's it. We just died. 18. He can't quite pull off a wink and it's the cutest thing ever in the history of cutest things. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via wifflegif.com 19. He even looks good as a cartoon. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via giphy.com 20. He knows how to take a punch. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via giphy.com 21. But is a total badass himself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via giphy.com Don't worry. That guy totally deserved it. 22. He was kind of a total jerk in Bad Words, but you couldn't help but love him anyway. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via tumblr.com 23. In fact, he directed the movie, proving he's more than just a pretty face and awesome gum trick master. Via tumblr.com But make no mistake, he IS a pretty face. So, so much pretty face. 24. He's got these cute little eye crinkles when he smiles and we just want to softly kiss each and every one of them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via giphy.com 25. You could teach him how to dance... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via tumblr.com 26. His BFF is Will Arnett and they're kind of adorable together. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via tumblr.com And Will is super cute too. Just not as cute as Jason. 27. He posts super funny things on Reddit. Via reddit.com Lucky guys. 28. He understands the importance of a spa day with friends. Via tumblr.com 29. Are you drooling yet? Have you seen this photo? Via tumblr.com Homina homina homina. 30. There's just no argument; Jason has animal magnetism. Via tumblr.com 31. Now say it with us: Via idreamofjasonbateman.tumblr.com Right??? 32. Which, as always, will lead to: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via wifflegif.com YES! YES! A thousand times YES! 33. We can all die happy now. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via giphy.com It certainly has, Jason. It certainly has.