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Captain Crunch Deserves A Promotion

Captain Crunch is America's hardest working seaman. It's an injustice that he hasn't been promoted once in the 50 years he's been in service.

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That means he's served as a captain throughout the Cold War, the Vietnam War, the Gulf War, the Iraq War, the War on Terror, and countless other conflicts throughout the last few decades.

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