8 Things We Do To Keep Up Appearances.

Why are we fooling each other?

1. You wash your hands after peeing (applies only to women, boys please wash)

Let’s be real, if no one is in the bathroom you're likely to just walk out. After bunching up toilet paper to wipe down there, my hands are seriously still clean.

#ToiletPaper #LifeHack

2. You claim that you wash your newly purchased clothes

An outright lie, you wear them as is. Besides, doesn't it make more sense to take a shower, since you've already tried them at the store with the last shoppers body sweat?

3. You act like you're wearing socks with your low top sneakers

Let’s face it, low tops can’t handle socks, and sometimes you can’t find any without holes, Who wants stinky feet & stinky socks anyway? I can do with just one. #LifeHack

4. You hang a face- towel and a body – towel, but use both, for both

This is what your bathroom looks like when guests are invited over

.. and this is the truth #LifeHack

5. You shower off your tanning oil before entering the pool

because that's poolside ettiquette

...unless no one is looking

6. You 'Like' relationship statuses on Facebook

Only because you feel the couple ( who you don't give two shits about ) know you have seen it

7. You leave the office 5 minutes past 6:00 to avoid looking like an ass

but you still look like an ass

8. You act like Kim is revolting

but you pause every time this picture comes up