13. Just make sure not to get any crumbs in your rockin’ mustache.
18. Skrillex approves.
20. Do a little DIY screen-printing to make those ironic T-shirts you love oh-so-much.
You will need:
Old tights (stockings/hosiery)
Mod Podge glue
Fabric paint or normal paint, depending on what you’re printing onto
An embroidery hoop
A paintbrush for your glue
And a paintbrush for your paint
21. Finally, make your own tattoo gun and tat your friends up.
22. COME ON. Totally joking. You don’t want to end up like this guy.
Wait. Do you?
23. Tattoos are pretty sweet, though.
- Donald Trump has often claimed to be "the largest real estate developer in New York," but he isn't.