9 Valentine's Day Gifts For The Newly Dumped

Because the heartbroken shouldn't have to endure sparkly pink, heart-shaped crap.

1. Heartbroken Social Alert Button

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Alert everyone in your social circle that there's a heartbroken one in the midst. It's a subtle way of announcing, "Be delicate, friends."

2. Quietly Plotting Revenge Mug

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A nice mug to help percolate what's brewing in that dark, dark crushed heart.

3. I Hate Everyone & Pants iPhone Case

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Better said on their iPhone case than being screamed from the rooftops (sans pants).

4. Wine Is My Valentine T-Shirt

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This T-shirt gift goes great with, you guessed it, a bottle of wine! The cheaper the better.

5. The Ex 5-Piece Knife Set

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The freshly dumped need a safe place to take out their aggressions.

6. Paper Voodoo Pad

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Oh, this is good. Wrap up with a box of fresh pins.

7. Bite Me Cross-Stitch Pillow

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When everyone else is dressing up for Valentine's Day parties, the heartbroken would much rather sit home cuddling their bitterness.

8. The Boyfriend Pillow

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In case you're wondering, yes, there is a Girlfriend Pillow, too.

9. Black Heart Lollipops

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Who says the darkest days of heartbreak can't be sweet?

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