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    8 Steps Of Adulting As Told By Amy Schumer

    Because like, why be an adult when you can get your masters in Bagpiping?

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    1. The Job Search

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    No need to fact check my resume, I swear.

    2. Day One

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    When's lunch?

    3. Accepting Criticism

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    Not without crying in the bathroom stall.

    4. Blame The Job Market

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    It's not me, it's the GDP.

    5. Work Dinners

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    I'll take the Big Gulp house Chardonnay.

    6. Trying Too Hard

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    Please love me.

    7. Overall Expectation

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    I can do whatever I want!

    8. The Reality

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    I want my mom.

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