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1. "Did you win your swim meet?"
2. "Did you shower before you came?"
3. "YOU SWIM 100 LAPS?!"
4. "Why do you have two bags?"
5. "Can we do something Friday night?"
6. "So is swimming a real sport?"
7. "Are you as fast as Michael Phelps?"
8. "How many laps do you swim at practice?"
9. "What's taper?"
10. "Are you seriously going to eat all of that?"
11. "Do you wear those fast skins or whatever?"
12. "I used to swim! Can we race?"
13. "So what's your time?"
14. "How do you get your homework done?"
15. "Shouldn't you kick faster in your freestyle?"
16. "So can you eat, like, soooo much junk food?"
17. "Are you going to the Olympics?"
18. "Why do you look like a raccoon?"
19. "Why do you wear weird hats?"
20. "Do you shave before a meet?"
21. "Won't you just skip practice this once?!"
22. "Will you stop napping, please?"
23. "Why is your skin so dry?"
24. "Do you make friends in swimming?"
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