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If you follow my foolproof system, you will have systematically avoided everyone you deem lesser than you, and you will find yourself in Hater Heaven: alone, judging, and bored.
You're welcome.
The charm of music festivals is that they draw in a ridiculously diverse crowd of people who are all way too high to judge each other, and the magical feeling of acceptance and joy is borderline intoxicating. But don’t let all the hippie-drippy love and sunshine blind you to the fact that you are, at your core, a hater. We’re here to judge other people, not “have fun,” so stay away from the following people:
If you follow my foolproof system, you will have systematically avoided everyone you deem lesser than you, and you will find yourself in Hater Heaven: alone, judging, and bored.
You're welcome.