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    CNN Turns Celebrity Molehill Into Even Smaller Molehill

    CNN, the network that took news to new lows by literally turning headlines into T-shirt slogans, has published on their Web site what may be the best online news item ever, and by “best” I mean “best indication that we’re all children who don’t deserve to be kept informed of the world around us.”