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    Absinthe, Tiger Woods, Ashley Dupre And Oscar Wilde: It’s All Related

    So, what does all of this have to do with absinthe? I’m not sure, but it’s all connected somehow. Absinthe, Ashley Dupre, Tiger Woods, Health Care Reform, Oscar Wilde and Lowenbrau - it’s all the same hype. I guess that’s what this column is about isn’t it? Hype?