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Ninja Turtles Exposed: Confessions of a Foot Soldier
This reminds me of that book I got when the Scholastic Book Club rolled through 2nd grade. Don't let the mainstream media skew the truth people. And let me just add that Tom was the victim - not Jerry, ok?
