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    14 Ways The NBA Is Like Elementary School

    If there were desks in locker rooms, there'd be boogers under them.

    Pituitary gland laboratory

    Awkward first kiss

    Frenzied over powdered clouds

    Cursive

    An uncertain call for suspension or therapy

    Zen teachers

    Bad association with timeouts

    A menace when dressing themselves

    Disasterous picks

    Old people playing with your toys

    BFFs named Paul and Kevin

    An endless parade of lining up...

    positive reinforcement...

    ...and the bestest field trips ever