16. Lisbeth in “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo”
Being declared legally insane at age 12 makes all those sexy piercings and tattoos pretty painless in comparison. Also, she swings both ways, so we’ve all got an equal shot at getting to gently run a spoon along that ribcage.
15. Katniss in “The Hunger Games”
Her dad died in a mining accident, her mom really needs some anti-depressants, and she’s trying to keep her family from starving. Then she gets recruited into a futuristic Olympics of Death. But hey, no one wears fire like her, and those bow-and-arrow skills are to die for. Literally.
13. Jen Yu in “Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon”
This biddy is as insane as she is awesome, and she’s super insane. She moonlights as an unstoppable thief even though she’s already rich, she’s a master swordswoman, and she’s in love with a really sweet but kinda pathetic desert gypsy. Except she also kinda hates him. But loves him? But hates him.
9. Dylan in “Charlie’s Angels”
All the Angels are pretty complicated and smokin’, but Dylan is the rebel. Remember when she kicked the sh*t out of Sam Rockwell while he was trying to fly a helicopter? And when she forgot to wear a bra under her tracksuit because she’s too emotionally damaged for bras? Oh, Dylan.
5. Ramona in “Scott Pilgrm vs. The World”
This gurl has so many emotions she has to dye her hair once a day, plus she did what we all threaten to do after a breakup and literally moved to Canada. But when she fights her college ex-girlfriend (hot), she’s a bona fide badass.
1. Buffy in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”
The ultimate in damaged chick badassery. Have you stabbed the love of your life with a sword to save the world? Have you died a lot? Were you named Class Protector in high school? Have you done it all while remaining perfectly manicured? Then shut your hellmouth and step back, gurl.
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