38 Thoughts You Have When Watching "Supernatural"

Yeah, I should totally watch "Swan Song." It won't emotionally scar me at all.

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1. What episode should I watch?

2. There are over 200 episodes. Seriously, what should I watch?

3. OK, let's watch Season 9.

4. "The Road So Far." HELL YEAH.

5. She's in the first five minutes. She's gonna die.

6. She's totally going to die.

7. Called it.

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8. "So get this."

9. Driving to the scene of the crime in the Impala. HELL YEAH.

10. "Excuse me sir, we are FBI."

11. How have they not gotten arrested yet?

12. "So we're gonna ask you some totally legit, not suspicious in the slightest, FBI questions about flickering lights and shit."

13. "Smells like sulfur? We got this."

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14. "So get this."

15. *casually talks about demons and possessions loudly in a public place.*

16. We totally got this.

17. HELL YEAH YOU GANK THAT DEMON.

18. Shit, they don't got this.

19. Time to call Cas.

20. So it's not a demon?

21. It's just a thing that resembles a demon in every single possible way.

22. Riiiight. Sure.

23. Why am I analyzing a show about ghosts and monsters?

24. Probably because I have nothing better to do.

25. They totally just made up that monster.

26. Wait, all the monsters on here are made up.

27. It's so convenient how one of the rarest ingredients needed is two towns over.

28. And how Cas can just teleport to get all of the other super rare ingredients.

29. Whatever.

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30. BADASS FIGHT SCENE TIME. HELL YEAH.

31. The super-important weapon got knocked away from them!

32. They really should keep those things on cables or something.

33. And someone comes up behind the monster and stabs it.

34. HELL YEAH CASE SOLVED.

35. Drinking beer and leaning up against Baby.

36. 'K bye, Cas. Thank you for your convenient plot point and your lovable awkwardness.

37. Brotherly moment in the Impala.

38. NEXT EPISODE.