12 Things That Everyone Experienced At The Indy 500 Coke Lot

If you went to the Indy 500 Coke Lot last weekend...congrats. You survived the greatest party in America. However, you probably don't remember much of it...so here's what happened.

1. You saw patriotism at a whole new level.

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2. The women were objectified.

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3. And so were the men.

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There was so much ass.

4. The “Coke Coordinator” got hammered.

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The "Coke Coordinator" had been planning every single coke lot detail for the past 6 months. Nothing went the way they’d planned of course, so that person got the most wasted.

5. You either brought a pimped out bus, or were jealous of someone who did.

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6. Hotdogs became their own food group.

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Wieners for days.

7. Approximately 1/3 of your friends didn't know how to pace themselves.

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Around 3pm they passed out. Some made it to their tents, but more than likely they didn't make it out of their lawn chair. Which leads to #8.

8. There was at least one friend who passed out on a lawn chair.

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It became a game to stack as much random shit on such friend as possible.

9. At one point, everyone wanted a "good" group photo.

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10. At another point, no one gave a fuck.

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11. There was a moment that you stood in the middle of the Coke Lot chaos and thought to yourself "Holy shit...what the hell is happening?"

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You loved every minute.

And even though you didn't make the classiest of decisions....

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...and some of us couldn't hang...

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12. ...You had the best weekend of your fucking life.

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Ok, maybe not your entire life. But it was pretty fucking spectacular.