HOW MANY DIFFERENT HOODIES DOES ED SHEERAN OWN?

Every good pop star needs a gimmick. Gene Simmons had a tongue, Gabrielle had an eye patch and Ed Sheeran seems to have an inexhaustible supply of hoodies*... *Sponsered by Ralph Lauren

1. The Green Classic

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I thought that red and green were opposite each other on the colour wheel? Doesn't that mean they are meant to go together. THIS PROVES THE THEORY WRONG!

2. Blue Monday

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You know that Monday feeling when you don't want to see/speak/listen to anyone until about 4:59pm? Not Ed Sheeran, he wakes up every Monday and puts on a shirt with his own cartoon face on and picks what coloured hoody he's gonna wear that day.

Grey Blue Peter

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Remember how dangerous and subversive The Sex Pistols were? Or how your parents hated rap music? Yeah well Ed Sheeran has a grey hoodie with a Blue Peter badge on it, THIS is the guy your daughter is listening to. I hope you're happy?

Red Menance

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Seriously? I'm no fashion expert, but i'm pretty sure this is too much red.

5. Oh COME ON!

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Now he's taking the piss surely?

6. Hiding In Plain Sight

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This is nice, real nice. The camo hoodie is disguising the fact he dresses like a 12 year old boy. Unfortunely, the Lego bag kind of ruins that image.

7. The Bad Boy Of Tiny Acoustic Guitars

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Look out! He's back! And he's reinvented himself as a pirate flag.

8. Cute

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He looks young here, maybe because of the stupid bracelts, the lack of face fuzz (He can't grow a beard) or the cartoon paw print on his own merch. Ed mate, piece of advice, don't wear you own merch, at least avoid getting photographed in it. That would be like Wayne Rooney being seen down Spa wearing his England shirt (Actually, that probably would happen.)

9. Beer Can Cat Hoodie

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Ed Sheeran is the kind of guy that, if you were standing at a really busy platform and you pushed him in front of a train, no one would mention it but you would get a little nod of appreciation from your fellow commuters. (That one wasn't even about the hoody.)

10. The Eskibeat Hoody

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No Ed, you're not allowed to have a Blue Peter badge, date Ellie Goulding, AND listen to Grime. Crazy Titch would be rolling in his grave, if he was dead (he's not, he's just in prison for murder).

11. Moody Hoody

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Nice. See what he's done there. He's put one of those filters, or Black & White as it used to be known Pre Insta. Now he can wear any coloured hoody again and we won't be any the wiser. Damn you Sheeran, you've done it again...

12 .BONUS ONESIE!

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How has THAT been inside Taylor Swift?