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19 Faces You'll Recognize If You've Had Explosive Diarrhea On A Date

We’ve all been there. The point of no return: You have diarrhea on a date.

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1. When you’re talking about your family and stop mid-sentence because your 6th sense (your dookie sense) starts tingling.

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2. When you start to hear that familiar gurgling and look around to make sure no one hears your pre-poo poo noises.

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3. Your date keeps talking and you're trying to focus, but you can only think about the giant shit you need to release.

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4. You take a sip of water, thinking that it might save you from diarrhea damnation.

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5. When you clench those cheeks so hard that it feels like your ass is going to cave in.

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6. You excuse yourself for just a moment, and pray your date doesn't notice your weird gallop.

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7. When you run into the bathroom and no one is in it.

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8. When you run into the bathroom and everyone and their mothers are in it.

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9. When you jolt into a stall and inspect the seat for .03 seconds, hoping that it’s squeaky clean and ready for demolition, before you just can't hold it a second longer.

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10. When the release happens and you start volcanically erupting from your anus.

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11. When you take a whiff and gag from being disgusted with yourself.

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12. When you question whether or not someone was trying to poison you. (WHAT WAS IN THAT FOOD?)

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13. When you start wiping and realize it’s going to take an entire factory of TP to clean up.

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14. When the toilet clogs and you ask God what you did to deserve such a tragedy.

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15. When you look in the mirror, barely recognizing the person looking back, and tell yourself to pull it together.

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16. When you wash your hands of the sins you just committed.

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17. When you get back, sit down, and let out a large sigh of relief.

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18. When you wonder whether or not your foul scent followed you back to the table.

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19. And when you carry on the conversation and try to put what just happened behind you. Do they know?

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