The Life And Times Of A Film Student

5,4,3, no job for you!

When the professor says our entire grade is based on one final project

"It's only a 20 page screenplay." "No there's no rubric." "What ever you want."

In non-film classes (that you have to take)

I forgot we even went to a liberal arts school.

When a camera is turned your direction

How everyone reacts to Screenwriting students

Just take the script. Just take it!

When someone says they got an internship at a studio

When they ask who is driving to set

When you first arrive to set

Being a Grip or PA on set

A.K.A. Freshman.

Crafty's lunch setup is 10 minutes late

This is what happens the 6 hours in which you've been eating peanut m&m's and other junk food on the crafty table.

The Director and the Audio Student

The minute set is wrapped

Every Saturday night

Why you don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend/ friends

Why you aren't working on your "talent"

As graduation draws near

And you have a BFA in Film Production.

Your faith in your degree

Your parents

Will always support you...in their basement.

Remember...the future is bright

Trying to get a job

If you think you can be an assistant

Just remember you're not alone

And that's sort of the problem

But someday...

You'll have a job!