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Can You Tell If These Are Real Or Fake Lines From Riverdale?

New season, new cringey/iconic one-liners.

  1. "You haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Real!

    Archie said this line in Season 3, Episode 2: "Chapter Thirty-Seven: Fortune and Men's Eyes."

    Via The CW
  2. "Thanks to my play, the families are looking to make a business and/or political alliances with my parents. It's all very Borgia-Medici."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Real!

    Veronica said this line in Season 2, Episode 20: "Chapter Thirty-Three: Shadow of a Doubt"

    Via The CW
  3. "Tell Nicky here not to mess with a Lodge, archiekins"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Fake!

  4. "He OD’d on Jingle Jangle.”

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Real!

    Chic said this in Season 2, Episode 19: "Chapter Thirty-Two: Prisoners."

    Via The CW
  5. "Jay-Jay was my only light in this Godforsaken dump of a town!"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Fake!

  6. "No one invited fascist barbie to the party"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Real!

    Veronica said this line in Season 2, Episode 10: "Chapter Twenty Three: The Blackboard Jungle."

    Via The CW
  7. "The black hood loomed over Riverdale like a phantom menace, his shadowy presence like tendrils of fear that persistently existed in all of its residents"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Fake!

  8. "Who let trashy Zac Efron here into our classy establishment?"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Fake!

  9. "Hiram is like Dracula, snapping up properties from all over Riverdale to expand his empire and FEED."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Real!

    Jughead said this line in Season 2, Episode 16: "Chapter Twenty-Nine: Primary Colors"

    Via The CW
  10. "So, we’re not bailing on your hot brother’s FBI class?"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Real!

    Kevin said this in Season 4, Episode 5: "Chapter Sixty-Two: Witness for the Prosecution."

    Via The CW
  11. "Your name may be Honey, but I will always be the queen bee."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Real!

    Cheryl said this line in Season 4, Episode 2: "Chapter Fifty-Nine: Fast Times at Riverdale High"

    Via The CW
  12. "Your little fight club is over, Archie. With the Gargoyles moving in you and your sad cronies won't stand a chance."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Fake!

  13. "Maybe we could do a Magic mike night at La Bonne Nuit? Or, dare I say, you boys go 'The Full Monty'?"

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Real!

    Veronica said this in Season Four, Episode 3: "Chapter Sixty: Dog Day Afternoon"

    Via The CW
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