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Deconstructing "The Wolverine" Vine Teaser

Because we need something to fill those three days until the full-length trailer is released.

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The actual trailer for Wolverine won't be out until Wednesday, March 27, but fangirls and boys looking for six seconds of sweet relief from the anguish of waiting got exactly that today.

The @WolverineMovie Twitter account released a Vine teaser for the preview of the latest film addition in the X-Men universe.

Here's what we can surmise from a frame-by-frame breakdown:

Watch #TheWolverine exclusive #Vine Teaser RIGHT NOW!

Watch #TheWolverine exclusive #Vine Teaser RIGHT NOW! The Wolverine

Wolverine will be PISSED.

There will be samurai sword-on-Adamantium claw action.

Wolverine will be puzzled.

Wolverine will walk around shirtless, but purposeful...

...on more than one occasion.

Wolverine will struggle in vain...

...while taunted by the villainous Viper.

Played by Svetlana Khodchenkova (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy).

Played by Svetlana Khodchenkova (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy).

Wolverine's face will get very close to the face of Jean Grey (and/or the Phoenix?!).

Wolverine will try very hard.

Wolverine may fall from the sky...

...or fly?

There will definitely be some midair hand-to-hand combat, in any event.

And samurais.

(One will be silver.)

(One will be silver.)

The appropriate hashtag is #TheWolverine.

The actual film? That won't be in theaters until July 26.