13 Ways To Survive The Holidays When You Hate Them

We can't all be jolly.

1. Alcohol

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There's nothing like a strong glass of booze to help you block out all the awful things your uncle is saying at Christmas dinner.

2. Food

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Binge eating probably releases endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people can survive another awkward conversation about why you're not married.

3. Movies

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A good movie that isn't about the holidays will help you escape the hell of the Christmas season.

4. Animals

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You'll be able to leave any holiday party early if you say you have to go home to feed your dog. Your dog will also never ask you to eat jello salad.

5. Weed

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Everything is better when you're stoned.

6. Sleep

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Sleep is generally amazing, and spending extra time asleep will help you get through that weekend with your family much quicker.

7. Pranks

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When you're bummed out by the holidays, it feels good to mess with the people in your life.

8. Podcasts

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It's SOO much easier to ignore someone when you're listening to a podcast, and it'll make that long drive feel a little shorter. Pro tip: Serial

9. Your Phone

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You can always escape the holidays by pretending to take a phone call or ducking away for a Candy Crush game.

10. Your Friends

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Spending time with your best friends from home will give you the fun time away from your family that you so desperately need. Treasure them.

11. Fake It

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Nod your head. Smile. Pretend you're happy to be there. Ignore the sexist comments your grandpa makes.

12. Skip It

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Family is family until you can no longer put up with their crap. Skip the holidays and take a vacation alone next year.

13. Cry

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The holidays can be rough. If you can't skip them, it's OK to break down. December 26th is on its way.