🚨 Warning: This post contains some spoilers! 🚨
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The Witcher (2019)
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geralt: >:[ his sword: :D
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Yet another display of inaccuracy from Netflix's Witcher series
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excuse me ma’am but have you considered tossing a coin to your witcher
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After watching Finding out ‘The Witcher’ Season 2 is in two days. coming out in 2021.
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Geralt: i’ll take what you already have but don’t know about. Pavetta: *vomits* Geralt:
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#TheWitcher only has two moods:
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Me: Yeah so "Toss a Coin to Your Witcher" is a hit because it's both catchy AND it speaks to us as freelancers and underpaid workers. It's the anthem of our generation. My family: Me: My family: Me: *puts down my lute* But if you don't want me to play it again that's fine
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townspeople: witcher please kill this evil monster that’s tormenting us!! gerald: i’ve killed the monster you’re safe now the townspeople:
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the show The Witcher is incredibly unfaithful to the game. where are the shots of Henry Cavill spending 7 to 10 minutes unsuccessfully trying to climb a small wall
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The Witcher (2019)
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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever tossed a coin to your witcher?
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