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the only time you're allowed to condescendingly lament the younger generation's lack of encyclopedic knowledge of rock music is if you're a fraudulent substitute teacher who plans a grand scheme to teach them to shred and secretly enter them into a battle of the bands
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jack black could play richard III, but laurence olivier couldn’t play struggling wannabe rock star dewey finn in school of rock
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Many of you fools have only discovered Immigrant Song through the Thor movie unlike ME, a Cool girl who Knows Music, who learned about it in school of Rock
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me at 11: school of rock is prolly the best movie i ever saw me at 17: I’m very interested in film. Right now I’m super into Lynch and Jodorowsky and Altman. I want to be shocked, seduced, *challenged* me at 22: school of rock is prolly the best movie i ever saw
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You know in School of Rock when Jack Black asked his class if they knew what being hungover meant and they said it’s when ur drunk and he said, “no, it means I was drunk 𝓎𝑒𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒹𝒶𝓎” yeah that scene didn’t get enough appreciation
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The real gay icon that media seems to have forgotten? The kid from School of Rock who said "You're tacky and I hate you" to Jack Black
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I pledge allegiance (I pledge allegiance) to the band (to the band) of Mr Schneebly (of Mr Schneebly) & will not fight him (& will not fight him) for creative control (for creative control) ..& will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band
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the school of rock kids probably all bombed their standardized tests at the end of that year
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my favorite song is legend of the rent by jack black thanks u
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The sandwich jack Black steals off tamika in school of rock https://t.co/ckdH95LThu
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Miranda Cosgrove's character in School of Rock invented feminism when she refused to be the band's groupie and successfully pitched herself to be the manager
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When Jack Black said, “you’re not hardcore (no you’re not hardcore) unless you live hardcore (unless you live hardcore” I really *clenches fist, punches wall* felt that