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Ashley Graham Broke Her Tooth Eating An Oatmeal Cookie And I'm Howling

Sheesh.

I love cookies. Cookies are great.

Cookies have great flavors. Cookies have great taste.

But there is no cookie in the world worth having my tooth break!

On Friday, Ashley Graham posted a video revealing that she broke her tooth after biting into a frozen oatmeal cookie her mom made, and all I could say was, "sheesh!"

"Shoutout to Linda Graham for making the best oatmeal cookies in the world," she said, while covering her mouth.

"And putting them in the freezer..." she added, slowly leading up to the big reveal.

"And having your daughter break her tooth on them," she said, showing off her broken tooth.

And I oop!

I'm just trying to process how a cookie could do this much damage:

But fret not. Ashley returned to the graham (get it?) shortly after to show off her new pearly white veneers:

"Glued a new one in," she wrote while flossing.

I'm... impressed?

Congrats on your new chompers, Ashley. Now stay away from those frozen — and apparently dangerous — oatmeal cookies!