Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed 1. A tote that perfectly describes every part of a dachshund's body, from snout to tail. society6.com Get it from Society6 for $23 (this design is also available on posters, mugs, and more). 2. A ring that shows how your love for doxies has no end, just like a circle. etsy.com Get it from Moon Raven Designs on Etsy for $40. 3. Dachshund-shaped earplugs for when people just won't stop hounding you. fancy.com Get them on Fancy for $34. 4. A cute-as-a-button bookmark so you don't have to dog-ear your books. fancy.com Get it on Fancy for $25. 5. A golden stapler to make your desk look officially adorable. anthropologie.com Get it from Anthropologie for $26. 6. An extra-long toilet paper holder so you'll never have to drip-dry. amazon.com It's also great for paper towels!Get it on Amazon for $29.99. 7. Corn on the cob holders that'll make you howl with joy. target.com Get them from Target for $8.49. 8. A shirt that leaves no mystery about your favorite activity. lookhuman.com Get it from Human for $28. 9. A highly-informative mug detailing dachshunds' long list of skills. etsy.com Get it from MugTimesShop on Etsy for $17.95. 10. Salt and pepper shakers that make just the right kind of mess. kikkerland.com Get them from Kikkerland for $13. 11. A hilarious card that Kim Kardashian herself would get a kick out of. etsy.com Get it from Faye Finney on Etsy for $3.19. 12. A letter organizer to help you sniff our the best way to store all your mail. modcloth.com Plus, a little butt pencil holder!Get it from ModCloth for $12.99. 13. Throw pillows to make your couch or bed infinitely cuter. etsy.com Get it from Scarlett & Company on Etsy for $47.04. 14. A dachshund-shaped ice tray that'll cool down your drinks when you feel like a hot dog. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $12.95. 15. A lamp that'll light up your life as much as dachshunds do. potterybarnkids.com Get it from Pottery Barn Kids for $46.99. 16. A shirt that announces to the world how powerful you are. etsy.com Get it from HouseBrokenClothing on Etsy for $28.95. 17. A toaster that emblazons your breakfast with a picture of the best kind of sausage. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $29.10. 18. A menorah that proves that dachshunds are the perfect size for celebrations. jonathanadler.com Get it from Jonathan Adler for $128. 19. A shower curtain that's positively dotted with dachshunds. bedbathandbeyond.com Get it from Bed Bath & Beyond for $29.99. 20. Bookends that'll get better and better as your book collection grows. target.com Get them from Target for $29.99. 21. A pair of socks that'll make your feet look like real wieners. lookhuman.com Get them from Human for $14. 22. A poster with totally accurate yoga poses dachshunds can do. society6.com Get it on Society6 for $22.88 (this design is also available on iPhone cases, travel mugs, and more). 23. A hand-stitched napkin set showcasing dachshunds in their most fanciful states. anthropologie.com Get it from Anthropologie for $34. 24. And a blanket that's (almost) as good as snuggling up under 100 dachshunds. society6.com Get it from Society6 for $49 (this design is also available on tote bags, shirts, pillows, and more). Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!