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    This Might Be The Craziest House On Airbnb, And I Need To Stay There ASAP

    FEAST YOUR EYES.

    Hi, my name is Terri, and I enjoy planning pretend vacations so I can see what's available on Airbnb.

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    Like, yes I would enjoy staying in this fucking CASTLE. Will it ever happen? Prob not.

    Anyway, in the midst of plotting a recent imaginary jaunt to England, I found this listing that stopped me dead in my cybertracks. I now present you with the eighth wonder of the world, Eaton Studio House.

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    The house is in Essex, England, and can sleep up to 16 people for $2,585 a night. "The house is extremely large and an art piece that is constantly evolving," the listing says. "We are adding to it all the time."

    Now, maybe you're thinking, "A pink house? Come on, give me something to CHEW ON." Well lucky for you, the interior of the house DELIVERS. For instance, here's the entryway that greets you the second you walk through the Pepto-pink door.

    If you're still like, "But I've smoked drugs, that's nothing," please feast your eyes on this all-pink bedroom. FEAST THEM, I SAY.

    If somehow your closet is a portal to another realm and you didn't think twice about sleeping in that pink room, here's the super chill breakfast nook.

    Look, I get it. We're living in an unprecedented time of shitbaggery. So why not stay in a place that has a firefighter bar????

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    Those really are pictures of firefighters on the wall.

    And honestly, doesn't it seem possible that a slumber in the Sleeping Beauty guest room could usher in world peace?

    A glimpse at the gold glitter walls could soften even the coldest of hearts!!!

    And when the rooms start to feel a little over the top, you could throw back a nice cold one in the saloon bar.

    You know what? I don't even have anything snarky to say about the Love Kitten guest room. It's too perfect.

    And I actually think the backyard view of the house is STUNNING. So sue me!!!

    1. PHEW. That was a hell of a ride. Now tell me, people. Would you stay in this fine property?

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    PHEW. That was a hell of a ride. Now tell me, people. Would you stay in this fine property?
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      Why not?! It looks kooky and fun!
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      I would, but it's WAY too expensive.
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      I literally vomited on myself while reading this, so no.

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