There's Now A Pimple Popping Toy, So I Know What I Want For My Birthday

So gross and so satisfying at the same time.

Even if you're not someone who gets a rush from watching pimple-popping videos, you probably know how good it feels to squeeze the living daylights out of a ripe, juicy zit on your own mug.

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Well, do I have some good news for you (and your dermatologist): The Pop it Pal is a new toy that lets you fulfill all your blemish-busting desires to your heart's content.

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Pictured: an accurate representation of the size of my pores.

Hnnnnnnng.

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Your new BFF comes in two different colors, is made of silicone, and comes with a bottle of all-natural pus — all for one easy payment of $19.99!

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And when that first supply of pus runs out, don't worry — you can get a refill!

Husband and wife Billy and Summer Pierce created the Pop it Pal because — why else? — they love picking.

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"One day, my wife and I were driving down the road," Billy wrote on the company's website. "She said, 'How awesome would it be if we could make a pimple that felt real and the pop was huge, just like those videos we watch?' I thought, 'You might be on to something, dear.'"

TBH, they kind of are onto something. I mean, it has all of the oozy, squeezy satisfaction of popping, without any of the bad effects, like germs or scars or, y'know, more zits.

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It also includes the extremely accurate experience of cleaning the gunk off your fingers when it's all over.

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Plus, the Pierces donate a portion of the profits to their daughter's anti-bullying charity, Kidz Against Bullying.