A Sinkhole Appeared In Front Of Mar-A-Lago And The Jokes Are Basically Writing Themselves

"Breaking: God sends really obvious sign."

Hey, folks. This is Mar-a-Lago, President Trump's Florida estate, aka White House 2.0.

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Fancy-looking place, right? Well today, something...not so chill befell the auspicious seat of power. An honest-to-goodness sinkhole opened up DIRECTLY in front of the golf club/makeshift situation room.

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In case you're unfamiliar with sinkholes, they can be pretty scary.

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This one is actually pretty small — a traffic alert reportedly said it's only 4 feet by 4 feet — but still! Sinkholes are just giant, sudden HOLES in the fucking ground, and honestly, given the location, it's all a little too much for everyone right now.

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People on Twitter couldn't help but correlate it with Trump's recent visit to Saudi Arabia.

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Not to mention his subsequent jaunt over to Israel.

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They imagined what the president himself would say about the unseemly blemish on his property.

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It seemed like some kind of sign.

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A real gesture of sorts.

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It seemed to overshadow other ironic events of the day.

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Although...even irony was too weak of a concept for this, tbh.

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Either way, it's a hell of a hole.

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