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Does your mom hold her hand out in front of you when she slams on the brakes?

How Mom Is Your Mom?

Has your mom ever handed you mail addressed to you that she's already opened?

Has she ever left you alone in the grocery store line as she runs to grab "one last thing"?

Does she sometimes ask you to take the chicken out of the freezer to thaw before she gets home?

Is she prone to calling celebrities by the wrong name?

Has she ever told you to wait in the car for "just two minutes"?

Does she say "But we have food in the house!" when you say you're hungry, and all there is is old crackers and some hot dogs?

Is she known to say, "Bring me my purse," when you ask her for money?

Does she have hour-long conversations with people she runs into at the store?

Does she like turning your jokes into long, drawn-out lessons?

Does she call you down for dinner before the food is ready?

Does she text with just one finger?

Does she say you look beautiful or handsome when you look like you've been run over by a truck?

Does she literally always have tissues on hand when you need one?

Does she hold grudges against anyone and everyone who's ever wronged you?

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