1.Listen, I know there are a lot of you out there who just loooove fall, but I have news for you: FALL SUCKS.
2.I don't know when, but at some point, people decided fall was just the best damn thing, and now it's getting ridiculous.
3.It's literally all we hear about anymore.
4.The second September starts, everyone loses their collective shit, even though Sept. 1 is still technically summer!!!!!
5.And thus begins the slippery slope of wishing away the end of the year, which is just stupid.
6.Because fall isn't even close to the end of the year. It's actually pretty warm for a lot of the season.
7.It's also pretty much a fake season. "Fall weather" lasts for, like, one week maximum, and then OUT OF NOWHERE, it turns into a fucking tundra.
8.Meanwhile, it's still the traditional "back to school" time, which means the end of summer and freedom and sleeping in and not needing a jacket.
9.It's also the time when it starts getting dark SO EARLY, which is both depressing and very inconvenient.
10.If you don't like football, good luck, because it's the only thing you'll see on TV for the next four to five months.
11.People act like fall is the most acceptable time of the year to get ~cozy~ and stay inside, when, news flash, you can (and should) do this year round.
12.Fall brings on seasonal allergies that make spring seem like a cake walk.
13.And the drink everyone waits for with bated breath is mediocre at best, and everyone knows it.
14.The fact is, summer is the best season, and while it has its downsides, one hit of chilly air will remind you why it reigns supreme.
15.So sorry, guys. You may say you love this stupid season, but you're wrong. Bye.
