TV and Movies·Posted on Nov 19, 201667 Of The Best "Real Housewives" Quotes Of All Time"Who gon' check me, boo?"by Terri PousBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 67. When NeNe and Sheree played insult tennis. 66. When Dina painted this disturbing picture of Danielle. 65. When Camille proved that being married to Frasier Crane can actually enhance your vocabulary. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 64. When NeNe dismissed Kim Zolciak like a bad student. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 63. When Vicki had a bunco party breakdown. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 62. When Dina totally understood the meaning of "namaste". Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 61. When Luann gave a little lesson on Moroccan manners. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 60. When Taylor just made us all feel blue. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 59. When Teresa asked the $64,000 question. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 58. When Kandi finally reached her breaking point. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 57. When Alexis had some...troubling thoughts about inner beauty. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 56. When Taylor honestly terrified everyone. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 55. When Kenya unwittingly wrote the lyrics to a hit song. 54. Every time Vicki has a good time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 53. Literally. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 52. When Porsha gave Kenya a proper diss. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 51. When Sonja was the straw that stirs the drink. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 50. When being in the hospital couldn't stop Kim Zolciak from having a good meal. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 49. When Vicki decided she'd had enough of everyone's shit. 48. When Teresa just wanted to defend herself, ok? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 47. When Phaedra made a stripper's day. 46. When Ramona became one with her pinot grigio. 45. When Bethenny nailed Kelly's Scary Island shenanigans. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 44. When Aviva delivered a surprisingly sick burn. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 43. When Caroline gave us the ground rules of interacting with the Manzo family. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 42. When Dana made the most of her 15 minutes of Housewives fame. 41. When Luann needed to take a chill pill. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 40. When NeNe gave this savage read. 39. When Sonja cemented her status as resident delightful floozy. 38. When Tamra yelled, but also didn't move a muscle in her forehead?! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 37. When Vicki nearly lost a lung screaming at Lauri on a ski slope. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 36. When Kim Zolciak clarified a thing or two about her sexuality. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 35. When NeNe said what we're all thinking. 34. When Luann tried to cure everything with some eggs. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 33. When Camille coined the phrase MCFR. 32. When Kelly attempted to put Bethenny in her place. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 31. When NeNe reminded us all of what really matters. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 30. When Luann birthed the phrase that would take over the iTunes charts. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 29. When Yolanda shaded Adrienne right into the dark. 28. When Ramona introduced us to the joy that is turtle time. 27. When Alex decided she'd coined a new catchphrase. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. When Kim Richards spoke some ugly truths from the back of a stretch limo. 25. When Luann brushed off hooking up with a married man. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. When Ramona did the exact opposite of calm Aviva down. 23. When Dorinda just wanted some goddamn respect. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. When Kim Richards did the old insult-n-point to Brandi. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. When Erika started a new dance craze. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. When Tamra swiftly, epically took down Alexis. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. When Sonja gave John the business at Beautique. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Three words: Kelly's psychotic break. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. When Alex was the best friend Ramona could ever ask for. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. When Phaedra said a little prayer. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. When Aviva finally stopped pulling our legs and unleashed the crazy. 14. When Porsha just straight-up concerned us. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. When Milania and Joe Giudice had this heartwarming father-daughter moment. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. When Bethenny told Kelly the opposite of what she wanted to hear. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. When Camille had the bright idea to invite Allison Dubois to dinner. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. When Tamra epically called out Alexis's bullshit. 9. When Alex *tried* to school Jill. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. When Vicki had a nuclear meltdown over a family van. 7. When Nene shut down Kim for canoodling with Big Poppa. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. When Kelly manage to conflate Al Sharpton, Don King, and A Few Good Men into one bizarre moment. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. When Luann dragged Alex's shoes into the dirt, spat on them, and gave them a proper funeral. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. When Sheree asked the question of the century. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. When Danielle hit Teresa's last nerve. 2. When Porsha was...confused...about the Underground Railroad. 1. And last but not least, satchels 👏 of 👏 motherfuckin' 👏 gold.