67 Of The Best "Real Housewives" Quotes Of All Time
"Who gon' check me, boo?"
When NeNe and Sheree played insult tennis.
When Dina painted this disturbing picture of Danielle.
When Camille proved that being married to Frasier Crane can actually enhance your vocabulary.
When NeNe dismissed Kim Zolciak like a bad student.
When Vicki had a bunco party breakdown.
When Dina totally understood the meaning of "namaste".
When Luann gave a little lesson on Moroccan manners.
When Taylor just made us all feel blue.
When Teresa asked the $64,000 question.
When Kandi finally reached her breaking point.
When Alexis had some...troubling thoughts about inner beauty.
When Taylor honestly terrified everyone.
When Kenya unwittingly wrote the lyrics to a hit song.
Every time Vicki has a good time.
When Porsha gave Kenya a proper diss.
When Sonja was the straw that stirs the drink.
When being in the hospital couldn't stop Kim Zolciak from having a good meal.
When Vicki decided she'd had enough of everyone's shit.
When Teresa just wanted to defend herself, ok?
When Phaedra made a stripper's day.
When Ramona became one with her pinot grigio.
When Bethenny nailed Kelly's Scary Island shenanigans.
When Aviva delivered a surprisingly sick burn.
When Caroline gave us the ground rules of interacting with the Manzo family.
When Dana made the most of her 15 minutes of Housewives fame.
When Luann needed to take a chill pill.
When NeNe gave this savage read.
When Sonja cemented her status as resident delightful floozy.
When Tamra yelled, but also didn't move a muscle in her forehead?!
When Vicki nearly lost a lung screaming at Lauri on a ski slope.
When Kim Zolciak clarified a thing or two about her sexuality.
When NeNe said what we're all thinking.
When Luann tried to cure everything with some eggs.
When Camille coined the phrase MCFR.
When Kelly attempted to put Bethenny in her place.
When NeNe reminded us all of what really matters.
When Luann birthed the phrase that would take over the iTunes charts.
When Yolanda shaded Adrienne right into the dark.
When Ramona introduced us to the joy that is turtle time.
When Alex decided she'd coined a new catchphrase.
When Kim Richards spoke some ugly truths from the back of a stretch limo.
When Luann brushed off hooking up with a married man.
When Ramona did the exact opposite of calm Aviva down.
When Dorinda just wanted some goddamn respect.
When Kim Richards did the old insult-n-point to Brandi.
When Erika started a new dance craze.
When Tamra swiftly, epically took down Alexis.
When Sonja gave John the business at Beautique.
Three words: Kelly's psychotic break.
When Alex was the best friend Ramona could ever ask for.
When Phaedra said a little prayer.
When Aviva finally stopped pulling our legs and unleashed the crazy.
When Porsha just straight-up concerned us.
When Milania and Joe Giudice had this heartwarming father-daughter moment.
When Bethenny told Kelly the opposite of what she wanted to hear.
When Camille had the bright idea to invite Allison Dubois to dinner.
When Tamra epically called out Alexis's bullshit.
When Alex *tried* to school Jill.
When Vicki had a nuclear meltdown over a family van.
When Nene shut down Kim for canoodling with Big Poppa.
When Kelly manage to conflate Al Sharpton, Don King, and A Few Good Men into one bizarre moment.
When Luann dragged Alex's shoes into the dirt, spat on them, and gave them a proper funeral.
When Sheree asked the question of the century.
When Danielle hit Teresa's last nerve.
When Porsha was...confused...about the Underground Railroad.
And last but not least, satchels 👏 of 👏 motherfuckin' 👏 gold.
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