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If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do? You go home because it's your favorite one being used Math is easy
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I know we're at the gym, dude, but panting heavily at the urinal is always gonna be creepy.
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[huge tough muscle guy drops his barbell at the gym] HIM: whoopsy daisy ME: what'd u just say HIM: uhh i said shit fuck balls ME: thought so
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theyre playing Seal's "Kiss From A Rose" at the gym & everyones crying. one guys lighting candles & offering backrubs "cuz we deserve it"
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[gym] Me loudly: one day I'll be so strong [makes cut throat motion to member of staff] I'll cancel my membership & just keep coming anyway.
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That face a baby makes when you feed him a lemon wedge, but it's me at the gym trying to bench 85 lbs.
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when i die please drag my body to the gym for one last shamelessly desperate selfie
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My favorite part of going to the gym is when I sit in my car before going in, listening to music and contemplating getting a drink instead.
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Everyone at my gym agrees: the best place for two people to have a conversation is in a doorway!
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Making some nice side $$ reading ppl's crotch sweat prints on equipment at the gym
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Wanted to ask a woman a question at the gym and began "hi I am gay, sorry to bother you" and I think I will continue this practice forever.
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Hitting the gym later. Gonna wail on my pecs, slam on my delts, rail on my dorbs, crunch on my zonks and go to town on my flarbs.
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